Vajazzled Stye Sequence, 3

& behind the bitchoholic in your bonnet; 
behind the slew of shrewish rebukes; 
behind my need for you to repeatedly explain 
your refusal of my cataglottal offer 
w/ throbbing temple vein;
behind your pulsating pang of stagnant contempt 
for this bod of sehnsucht zozimus 
you've never dreamt of,
yours truly: the more drooly the less I embod
your unmet far from radfem yen
for a cuddle unquibbling, one not
diswhatwasthatstractedly stog-bandard.

One can't say 'spoonerism' w/out saying 'rizz',
but I'll never getta tell that to my canned grids,
coz behind all the paronomasia fantasia &
paranoid fantasy, 
all the bragvado & misogynizzle, 
blokes might be emotionally niggardly
because nice styes finish last.