Vajazzled Stye Sequence, 1

You've got highstandards; I come high as standard.
You don't find me irasciaffably 
tibrickling as everytetchyman, 
Tone Hancock,
so moan, Dark Cow, O your king's 
heart&stomachdom for a sock
whenever I do my ironichronic act
& asque if it was 'Jaq Chiraq'
who ne gungho pas to 'Irack',
or  was it 'Jark Chirark' 
thart did nart embark urpon 'Irark', 
I arsk?

No Lynndie England manwich
was sanctioned at Sangatte, 
no human mullahpede of 4 & 20
ownbusinessminding madrasa mortarboarders
was waterboarded & frogmarched 
into a sans-gate sangwich , w/ burlap hoods 
of le Soldat Inconnu giftshopbags 
worn l/ avalcalabs,  manbunches thru eyelets.

Besides, if Johnny Crappo terrorcops
did capture 420 of the CIA-takehomepay takfiriyeen
actually behind all the beheadouins
& Allahu Akbar hoohas,
as opposed to some innocent 
dragnetted Fly Dubai Air B'n'Bedouins,
they'd probs be frogmanhandled aboard
a floating baguette bound for Dover
before you could say 'Jaq Robinson'.
Or Jark Robinson.

A stye for a stye will only endup making the whole world
staphylococcally suppurate about the eyelash follicle,
not that I'm off to recreationally riot about it,
being le rosbif  blanc trash & all.