Chirpy Dirges
2Sexy4GY
 
I am too sexy to pay the trainfare
Too sexy to pay the trainfare
Love's stowed away in the toilet

 
I'm too sexy for the pier
Too sexy for the pier
Too sexy for here

And I'm too sexy for the Conge
Too sexy for the Conge
Joyland and Scroby Sands

 
And I'm too sexy for Brexit
Too sexy for Brexit
No cure for sexy at the James Paget

I'm from Norwich you know what I mean
And I've gone on a daytrip to Yarmouth
Yeah to Yarco to Yarmo yeah
But it might as well be the catwalk

 
I'm too sexy for bingowings
Too sexy for wingobings
And muffintops

 
And I'm too sexy for a stick of rock
too sexy for a stick of rock
Can't lick my willy 
My willy lollypop
 
I'm from Norwich you know what I mean
And I've gone on a daytrip to Yarmouth
Yeah to Yarco to Yarmo yeah
But it might as well be the catwalk

 
I'm too sexy for GY too sexy for GY too sexy for GY
 
I'm from Nozza you know what I mean
And I've gone on a daytrip to Yarmouth

Yeah to Yarco to Yarmo yeah
Everywhere's like Anglia Square here

I'm too sexy to be inbred
Too sexy to be inbred
Next to them I'm Channing Tatum
 
I'm too sexy to pay the trainfare
Too sexy to pay the trainfare
Love's stowed away in the toilet
 
And I'm too sexy to watch Puppetman