Tiddles, Just Admit It (after Perry Farrell)

(There’s gonna be staffies turning up in the Broads,
there’s gonna be tabbies getting drowned in River Ouse Town
all because the RSPCA are unwilling to accept what I think they know
and they know Mr.Tiddles didn’t do these things… )

Cartoons got them images,
cartoons got them all,
bloody moggies…
Showed me everymoggy,
fluffy and disembowelling,
bloody moggies…
And then  Fleaface came,
now spinster’s got no vermin anymore
- her pet is violent!

Cartoons got them images,
cartoons got them all,
bloody moggies…
Showed me everymoggy,
fluffy and disembowelling,
bloody moggies…
And then  Fleaface came,
now spinster’s got no vermin anymore
- her pet is violent!

Crufts has got them images,
Crufts has got them all,
wuffing doggies.
Every day eight posties are accosted  
and a dog mauls them a lot.
It’s just like the show before
and You’ve Been Framed is just another show
with pets and violence.
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!

He’s the gibleter of Jerry,
you can tickle his belly.
But feed him vegan kibble
and he’ll have your kiddies,
because of this thing!
Because of this thing!
Because of this thi-ear-ear-ing

that’s in him,
is it also human?
Like a leash extended,
a puppy to a master.

You watch too much of Kate Humble,
that’s what I say-ay-ay-ay! 
She tells you animals are docile,
that’s what she thi-ear-ear-inks!

Blue Peter 
makes a pet look cute,
like a leash extended,
a puppy to a master.

But pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Pets are violent!
Vi-O-lent,
violent!