Str8^’s Recovery Rap (for launch of 'The Drub')

I’m Str8^ the recovery squirrel,
got some wicked woodland rhymes for yr ear ‘oles!
Was a druggy Tufty, nutbox had gone feral,
but now I’m so sincere my middle name’s ’Sincyril’!

Owed a nut-dealer called Dr.Drey,
spelt with a ‘y’. Why? He was a grey
furball mofo I couldn‘t pay,
popped a cap in my tail with his acorn A-K.

Now I’m squeaky like a chipmunk chorus,
got counselled by an owl in Thetford Forest.
I got a nut allergy by choice
coz Str8^ can’t spit wit’ no junkie voice!

No script for sciurine Subbutex,
I’m on Drubbutex, get nuff respek
twirking my purple 
peach down the Drub,
coz winners don’t take nutz!
Winners don’t do nutz! 
Winners don’t do nutz!
Winners don’t do nutz!
Str8 Uppity Up!

I don’t think ya ready for these conkers,
I don’t think ya ready for these conkers,
I don’t think ya ready for these conkers
- my booty’s too bushylicious for you, babe!