Gene of Screamie

I wish all the seas were seas of Calpol.
I wish all the roads led to a purple carpool.
I wish they projected la crème of cable
telly upon the moon when it's full.
What I wish didn't exist most of all 
is such heartshisting shizzle 
as a splitup couple.
I need a...

Genie! I can't free you, you three me
with your freebie 
genie-miney-mo dibs on some dreams.
Genie, I can't free you, you three me
- don't be no blue meanie
-miney-mo doggone my dreams!
Genie, I can't free you, you free me 
from me, Genie, pretty please!
Dontcha know lucky breaks come in packs of 3?

I wish my Vizier Jafarside 
didn't reside in pilsnier lager,
in a bottle I flatshare with a model 
of the Costa Concordia.
Wish upon a carbonated bamf 
of fairy godfather, lampbrini 
bubbling up a Balthazar.
I need a...

Alakazim, alakazam! Open sesame, gas oven.
Alakazim, alakazam! Open sesame, shaven haven.
Genie, come flying like the Sweeney,
come fix me like the phoenix,
Jasminey-miney-mo, my dusky rose, 
I wish I were her idea 
of a wish come true!
Jasminey-heinie-ho, my dusky rose,
I wish I were her idea 
of a wish come true!