Rita Oramorph

When she cluck, I pretend it's love.
When she gouch, take my chance to touch
Rita Oramorph! Rita Oramorph!
Wait on her like she's Queen of Sheba.
Wait on her like I'm King of Sherpas.
Rita Oramorph! Rita Oramorph!
Docs'll wean her off 
onto Kia-oramorph
- Rita's tougher than Xena,
Warrior Xenomorph.
I swap my script 
for a peekshow,
'ready so groggy 
I'm Grownup Noddy, 
but she godda nice body 
in Diadora shorts.
Rita Oramorph! Rita Oramorph!
If you love me,
you will sell me
a subby
or a jelly.
If you want me,
you will sub me
a trammie
or a vallie.
O pharmaceutically 
blackmail me,
Rita Oramorph.