Recrement

Born avoidant (well, aside from being born at all), 

inchscrutable as croutons under the futon, all 

 

I've coveted is cover since a snorkelparka'd 

helix, a weasel helix, from the snorkelparka'd 

 

hydra of inscrutable happenstances

that clusterheadfuck this dappled happenstance,

 

home sweet anomie, Planet Earth.

Gardencentre Peklo na Zemi of astrotearth

 

antichthonic, inauthentic, even by where we buy

hardhitting chrysanthemums that buoy

 

my spiri...buoyoyoyoing!  British budget impulse SCUDGE.

I love her but I begrudge her her scudge.

 

I love her but I begrudge her her polymorphic

pervert, our pending polymorphic

 

pervert who'll suck the udderade of the underaged

from Mum's scudgebunged blebs. Negasonic middleaged

 

wordbod, I'll wear my 'World's Greasiest Dad' 

tee, see out a sellout poete maudit grandad-

 

hood, but won't I still livelive this double life,

indicting her & in her debt for this nicelife.

 

com #invertedcommas I embrace in gardeninggloves?

Marsellus Wallace's Joy Division ovengloves;

 

the tart sphinx & the tonguetied sphinx

of the phenomenological shopfloor; situational sphinx 

 

of Damocles' eyebrows over snorkaparkel'd

hydraheads, the Ultimate Question parked

 

like a rattletrap; old family recipes;

Zeus's zippo, Hoho Erectus the recipi-

 

ent of this original hot merch snaffled

for markup by Prometheus Trotter: worth snaff all

 

to a shiquid lit. unworthy like me,  a squillion mid

burning Os in my Promethean pockets, a cool 

                              squillion fucking mid.

 

A singularity w/ all the ions dotted & top quarks x'd;

nuclear football override codes should TACAMOs get crossed;

 

honest to goodness alchemy, lapis philosophorum

(for pasty poet is legit filius philosophorum,

 

transmuting his pilgrim shadow into tanorexic El Rey

Dorado, his basement of basemetals where nary a ray

 

of Fama gaily bedights, into a golden garret);

in Thomas Twitterton's garret,

 

Patricia Lockwood typing a tesseract out

of Pepe, tidepods, bobs, vagene: O what could out-

 

mean benign & grounding domestic stupor, Stepford Lice's  

Scudge Sundays of Love w/ his Sleaford wife, Mrs. Lice,

 

who checks out the checkout Unilever Nestle Kraft & Mars? 

A Steppenwulf wife? But she-lone-wolf would mar s-

 

olyent green & pleasant garden centre scudgey life.

Reborn avoidant: happy wife, happy life.