POF Women (after The Doors)

Well I just logged on about an hour ago,
took a look round, see who says YOLO.
Selfie little girls in 8-pic portfolios.
Are you a lucky little lady,
Photogenic Tonight?
or just another gargoyle,
Photos are Shite,
Photos Are Shite,
Photos are Shite, 
Photos Are Shite,
woo c’mon!

POF Women,
POF Women,
POF Women Bank Hol Monday!
POF Women Bank Hol Monday!
POF Women Bank Hol Monday!
Peer thru your wonderbras
into your blues,
into your blues,
into your boob-boob- boob-
into-your-blues.

I see your hair is bubbly,
chicken fillets are full of fire.
If they say  I ever  sexted  you,
tell my wife they are a liar 

Scrolling down  your  heartsleeves,
midnite mouseclicks roam.
Tanorexic gilfs, teenage smilfs,  
never thought  all women
so alone,
so alone,
so alone,
so alone.

Catfish Conmen Cuckolds Cadness,
let’s change the mood from nudes to candor.
Dr. Dick Anyheart, 
Dr.Dick Anyheart,
Dr.Dick Anyheart.
Dr.Dick Anyheart!
Gotta keep on fishin’!
Dr.Dick Anyheart,
Dr.Dick Anyheart,
Dr.Dick Anyheart,
Dr.Dick Anyheart,
Dr.Dick Anyheart!
Gotta keep on fishin’!
Fishin’, fishin’!
Fishin’, fishin!
Filterin’, fibbin'!
Filterin’, fibbin'!
Fishin’, fishin'!

Well I just logged on about an hour ago,
took a look round, see who says YOLO.
Selfie little girls in 8-pic portfolios.
Are you a lucky little lady,
Photogenic Tonight?
or just another hairy angel,
Photos are Shite,
Photos Are Shite,
Photos are Shite, 
Photos Are Shite.

POF Women,
POF Women,
POF Women,
None of you are my woman,
my dream woman,
my dream woman.