Licey's Nit Couplets
1
Even the scene I was making was making a scene:
Rosencrantz&guildensternaredeadmachine.
2
I've been freed by friendlessness, so why do old pals
embitter w/ velleity a reunion can still rouse?
3
It's just I'm so swizzed by reading trueselfbydates.
Shawl, who is also called Pall; runagate who is also prostrate.
4
To the bull's eye, the hawkeye is palpable, tangible, felt
To the hawkeye, the bull's eye is palpable, tangible, felt.
5
Phone went. Atonement? Opponent. Alone meant
renewal of the same old selfentering entertainment.
6
Narcissistic conception: a privately bred clone
'tis my duty to bully, torture earnestly. One does one's own.
7
British Ionists don't even understand Zirony.
Cruelty purifies contradictions: they live blithely.
8
Tragready? Incipit tragoedia: travesties hurt.
L/ seeing my Riot Grrl swiothrrt in a 'Travis' tshirt.
9
World killed during filming, a fastforwarded orchid.
Cast of A-list heart, scenes oscitation deleted.
10
A sense of some soft overarching life in the air -
hard afterglow of Ohr Ein Sof or Void of Care.
11
50 years' service in the sourfeast
gets you a sniper on the mantlepiece.
12
Goose scry to the scaly Torygraph, you basal ganglias!
Yours, A.Pterosaur, Tunbridge Wells, hypocrite écrivain.
13
Adam in his Evesuit (minus a '-ning') knew he'd seen
more than the Fruit had bargained for in the Garden of Ed Gein.
14
You can't say 'massacred' w/out saying 'sacred': Rob-
ert Mochrie is no mockery of the image of the main God.
15
It takes CITV & CBBC & pre-DWP DSS & pre-DSS
DHSS to raise a child, not a Doubting Momus.
16
Dreamflounder, dreamfloater, dreambounder in a dreamboater.
English shire Capgras cousin of a stranger in an oater.
17
Nil admirari, ennui, omnui, zennui, nitchevo. Oh
well, buckaroo Love's hopingpong lives out my spermself's FOMO.
18
Flavour of the mouth should be breath of fresh Oxyjanuary,
but I foamed at the month, Lysember, daily & annually.
19
Sandwich artists, stationary bloggers & ancient astronaut
theorists all walked Jackonoryology in school reports.
20
'Sweirdly emasculating, l/ a tall grandmother,
how I can't poetsplain the future to its potential lovers.
21
Swarm th'only pattern & not just in fatback TV static,
when albino bishybarnabazillions rorschach the lantern
tragic.
22
Sadly the Negress of the World still dreams of Unio Mr.Car
in the cave of charades that's shrine to an umbra.
23
Afflatic calculus,tragic trajectories, romantic ratios.
Show my working: Statement of Aesthetics, Rothko.
24
Song of alien vitalism, a Neanderthal Jesse Garon's.
Chomsky pop is soooooooo Struldbrugg, Aitken & Waterman.
25
How clean is your dream disqualidayhome celebrikitchen
bug in cunt conscience, Carol Vorderline? Pigpen's plugin.
26
Jack of Shapes, Jack of Ages, Jack of Doors, Jack of Cues.
Best of all possible Lords to follow? Serendipitous debuts.
27
The Devil writhes a kiddiefiddlin' schtick.
The Devil is a devout Catholic.
28
Pincered zen selfsparta builtsitting in what it's from:
cogito keeping its damnable cheek above fatsam & fleshsam.
29
I feel it so intensely: irony of ironies when I don't care.
Selffulfulling jelly w/ nothing to fear but fears Nothing hears.
30
Experienshit, differenshit, definitely still shit, diffranchiser
of scheisser. Choken record: wist zither, aubade nebuliser.
31
I pick up. Seashell sussurus l/ a radioed purlieu
a crepitant crelp, monastic by virtue of booze flu.
32
Double ring: the petals of the Blue & Green Dahlia are pulled
off by 6 billion murderers. Bellybutton ashtray: inner bull.
33
Hawkeye Bennu or other siderolite's solipsism
could cut short my nut cutlet nuncheon, absurdissimum prism.