(Same Old) New Voices

'More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read' - Oscar Wilde

Neutered Northern centristdad & BBClocalradio stalwart
standard Starmer w/ an earring.
Mixedrace Superman tho' never a Palestinian Magneto 
Starmer w/ an earring.
Deaf, dumb & blind 
Big Poetry Prize
winners & commendees
are all Starmers w/ an earring apiece,
their hearingaids switchedoff,
brains switchedoff,
cataracts & glaucomas 
wilfully untreated
to impress the judges.
Starmer/Sapphite-quiffed
typical classtraitor poetlaureate
in a pair of sensibleearrings.
Gendervague pansexual sidehustling
artscareerist idpol ayatollah chasing dollar
Instarmergram w/ a nosestud.
Shitlib obit of a wokewash Windrush
Commonwealthequivocating
Starmer w/ an earring,
colddeadhands of the Arts
Council protruding splayed out of a tent
at Shambala festival.
Starmer w/ a Prince Albert, frenumladder & hafada piercing
& a Big Pharma rider,
affirming otherfolk's kids' genders
w/ Edwina Izzard oneliners
on the trite selfimposed trials of manginas & breastbinders.
But call it 'nonsenseverse'
& you'll be a blackballed bard
(which is to be excommunicated
even by the outsiders).
A.Motion automaton or emeritus Martian 
Starmer w/ an earring.
Gentrified Barry Kent Mockney fauxreluctant
Remoaner Saboteurawardwinning 
Starmer w/ an earring
(only saboteurs they reward
in the UK nowadays
are ziopoodle spycops
w/ the topjob).
O behind the Islamic Uncle Tom,
behind the doublewhammy tranny rabbi,
behind the hip professor, the hip priest,
behind the jauntyearring, the figleafofcool,
Suella Starmerman
burning books & rejecting submissions
into submission.

Centristdadpoet,
let's call him 'Hugh Jazz',
camply Byronic
(that their heroes are news)
in Burberry hotpants,
an Alan Partridge planet
grinding on an unctuous orbit
aroundsome
white dwarf literaryagent.
Measlybeams, flimsyglimmers
are electric shekels
electric  spaghetti
grasped at w/
rapturous dyspraxia,
wannabe manna
from selfpromotion heaven.

It's a workshop chopshop
closed shop
of authentocratic elitists
& righton authoritarians,
rainbow conveyorbelted
prism industrial pleasuredome
of endless sexless queerlovepoetry
indistinguishable from
AI-generated queerlovepoetry
in this, the 10,000th year of Pride (AD LGBTQI+∞).
Or some softfocus WW1 Tommy Porn
if there's any grantmoney left
after the commmissions went out 
for Bounty History Month odes
drippy & wan as Kofi Annan.

All the quangophagic
corporately sociallyresponsible
publishing subsidiaries
of the Vampire's Castle Press,
the multiculti monologic shitlibboleth crony poesy
from smallindependentonlinezines to
Big Independent Prizes,
ne po bizness l/ Po-Bizness.
Now I'm more P-Cunk than K-Punk,
but I know a creativearts gatekeeper,
a welfarestate poet poacher
turned petitbourgeois middlebrow
gamekeeper, bienpensant intestinator, I know an 
OG Starmer
w/ an earring 
when I read one.

Here come the obligatory Guardianistas!
Hey there Baron Kent!
Hey there Baron Kent!
Hey there postpeotomic smirking worm!
Hey there untouchable unabortable
fetus in fetu of Damian Thorn!
Hey there scrag ouroboros 
of eternaldeath 
violatingly viandising its own
skingraph bib.
Hey there bonny saprobe in amniotic
binwater or murdered bubbly mothers'
bubbly adipocere.
Hey there hospice pornstar's
offcut of Fournier's Gangrene
gwibbling antimatter
at the Heart of Being,
main in Dahmer's catering.
Hey there pigs of genocide austerity
empire snobbery racism propaganda plutocracy:
shitlibboleth lipstick on them all! Hey there's Starmer...
But he's wearing an earring!

& the neovagina steradentata go,
'Do do do doodoodoo do do do
doodoodoo do do do doodoodooo do do do...'