#1stworldproblems but

couldn't even win a prize for reading

'no give in the cat no flex anywhere but his 

tail and for a moment their roles reversed 

as though it were the train facing

the inevitable...' cat 'n' dog 69er 

vukojebina Tasmaniandevil in a tampon

ad under/overbiting off more than I can

chew Escher's pretzel autocannibal

Prometheus in a Faustian anal

stage pacman dragon fusion starbirth centre

of the earth Bruckheimer pileup of me

 

meanwhile bombs fall everywhere but here

 

singing 'Suggasuggasugga my art tit

liggaliggaligga my art hole'

putting out the bins in the Insta-grommet-

ed Fama-widgetted world the world

washing its whore homme moyen sensuel

feels neither fucked nor blessed

culdesac wilderness no 'Wot no Samo©' 

enriches but inside my flat wypipo 

surahs are basquiated all over bones stones

& date palm fronds Newyork Paris London

Norwich supernova supernobody egotistical 

subprime of the me the eye of the purple windbag 

 

allthewhile bombs immortalise everywhere but here

 

praying ' Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat

of the Woods With a 1000 Young' yet still

the DWP send brown envelopes like millenarian 

sandwichboards thru the post wellbeing

letterbombs calendars mashing unassailable

nth mph inevitable the catastrophe 

alazonic file Akashic Bureau declassifies

is conceit of a train facing a rhino of a meme

a rhino Gardarhino swino meme mightier than the cat poem

response scenarios all one geworfen gurn

geworfen backatcha megillah galaxy

fillet of ubiety is barrow pig cosmic bootyclap of me

 

everyday bombs bombarded the Mousetrap Theatre 

but never hereatre

 

Big Gazrilo Princep Bang weltgeschichtlich pinup

was no modcon slave to my suprachiasmatic nucleus 

living l'appel du vide in comfort fatarse sitrep

tragicecstatic bluff transparent as an 

exhibitionist pharaoh mummified in clingfilm 

hokeycokeying the keys till my right hand's in

court & my leftover hand doesn't count

tallies of tall realities like BasquiAT-ATs or Daliphants

skittled by Tippex the inner crickets' tipple 

ghost grawlixes sculpsit grazes 'This is the only 

musical the mouth & hopefully the brain 

attached to the mouth right' X-iestance of me

 

when the bombs they bombeth everyday but I'm okay

 

isn't everything just advanced basketry

everything is advanced basketry everything 

either that or egowanking

like urban legend of the Purple One ouroborosing

his purple one Januskissing bittensmitten 

by tongue tasting tail once feelgood

sawboneses optimised the Tom Thumb of Funk's

zeroshape with double ribectomy musta hadda sillycunt

implant ah the hiss of hubris human CMBR

soliphissing heroes of selflove same whited

inadequake sepulchre scree as me no 

carmen triumphale of I qwerty therefore I gets free can free

 

but bombs being dropped is not the only way 

this 5'6 40-odd din of reverie could stop.