Multiversal Falcon's POV

 

1)

Frivolous quantum forks of alternative tattoo choices.

Realities coming up roses for Mensheviks & Betamaxes.

An infinite number of couch potatoes dial in a butt

Bildungsroman.

Inflationary bubbleverses where pigs are gammon balloons.

 

2)

Differently squidwardy Lovecraftian snowflakes.

Differently squidwardy Lovecraftian pastashapes.

Venus could have been a Handsome Squidworld,

but for the shaking of the magnetospherical kaleidoscope.

Mars could have been a Handsome Squidworld,

but for Jupiter going walkabout.

 

3)

I coulda been taller, I coulda been a baller

- I was robbed, robbed I tell you.

But somewhere somewhen 6ft me is outthere,

multiverse-hopping, imago-shopping,

a veritable giant in the reign of Good Queen Dick,

being relieved of several gleaming guineas 

by the legendary highwayman, John Palmer 

astride his steed, the dread White Stockng.

(if horses can be dread).

 

4) 

Ted Kennedy did for

Lee Harvey Plath who did for

Assia Ruby who did for 

Shura who died and went to Cuba

in a universe where 

Dewy beat Truman

& the CIA was never founded.

Shura died & lived happily after,

marrying her father's crow-

ebon colon, the best part of him.

Shura died & ascended 

up a yew tree where no Panglossian panthers 

snipe.

 

 

5) 

Unforeseen circumstances abound 

so much that they manifest as law,

the sort not enforced but which has been found

to explain why life is strange.

For instance, imagine the Axis

had been victorious,

an alternative history

we thought we'd put out of our misery,

yet one of Hitler's successors 

preempted catastophic climate change?

All that is necessary for evil to triumph

is for the Butterfly Effect to have good men stumped. 

 

 

6)

Poetic as the justice of Time's Arrow,

contrapasso of a Big Crunching uni-reverse

avenging the Nakbacaust 60-fold

w/ the subsequent Holocaust,

tho' watching the Shoah going backwards

would mean 6 million Lazaruses

stealing the towels & dressinggowns

from the Canada Suite 

at a Pet Semetery Auschwitz.

 

7)

Or a keffiyeah kaijuniverse,

where the God of the Jewniverse

is still a Dutch Uncle, teaching the apostates

who worship the Golden Calf of Godless Ziozilla

an OTT OT lesson when He moonlights as Allah

& bids the United States of Arabia 

to launch not Mecha-, but Medina Godzilla

who totes ToyKOs Tel Aviv 

(Tokyo's reprieve).

 

8)

The missing Kate Cambridge of early 2024

resurfacing w/ a bang as the Houthi Patty Hearst, 

righteous Kalashnikov in hand,

Clothes Horse Duchess turned 

Tanya, White Lioness of Gaza.

 

9)

But in all the brane new worlds

in the multiversal Bulk,

or in all the multiversal pockets

of a Schwarzchild universe,

wherever there's a Setra Ari-Ari,

a traditional placenta graveyard,

in a bizarre-privileged Bali,

where afterbirths slosh about within

strungup coconut shells,

at least  we know there'll be less selves

hideously multiversifying. 

 

10)

Could it be as simple as when

I last looked out the window,

it wasn't raining outside?

 

Could it be as simple as when

I last looked out the window,

there wasn't an ambulance outside?

 

11)

All the other Infinite Dimensions 

+ the choice YOU made to read this

at the unique time & place of your choosing

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