Multiversal Falcon's POV

 

1)

 Frivolous quantum forks of alternative tattoo choices.

Realities coming up roses for Mensheviks & Betamaxes.

An infinite number of couch potatoes dial in a butt

Bildungsroman.

Inflationary bubbleverses where pigs fly like gammon balloons.

 

2)

 Differently squidwardy Lovecraftian snowflakes.

 Differently squidwardy Lovecraftian pastashapes.

Venus could have been a Handsome Squidworld,

but for the shaking of the magnetospherical kaleidoscope.

Mars could have been a Handsome Squidworld,

but for Jupiter going walkabout.

 

3)

I coulda been taller, I coulda been a baller,

but I was robbed, robbed I tell you.

But somewhere somewhen 6ft me is outthere,

a veritable giant in the reign of Good Queen Dick,

being relieved of several gleaming guineas 

by the notorious John Palmer 

astride his steed, the dread White Stockng.

 

4) 

Ted Kennedy did for

Lee Harvey Plath who did for

Assia Ruby who did for 

Shura who died and went to Cuba

 in a universe where the CIA

was never founded;

she died and lived happily after

with her father's future crow-

ebon colon;

she died and ascended 

up a yew tree where no Panglossian panthers 

snipe.

 

5) 

Unforeseen circumstances abound 

so much that they manifest as law,

the sort not enforced but which has been found

to explain why life is strange.

For instance, imagine the Axis

had been victorious,

yet Hitler's successor 

foresaw &  forestalled climate change?

 

6)

Poetic as the justice of Time's Arrow,

contrapasso of a Big Crunching uni-reverse

avenging the Nakbacaust 60-fold

w/ the subsequent Holocaust,

tho' admittedly the Shoah backwards

would mean 6 million Lazaruses

stealing the towels & dressinggowns

from the Canada Suite 

at Pet Semetery Auschwitz

 

7)

Or a keffiyeah kaijuniverse,

where the God of the Jewniverse

is still a Dutch Uncle, teaching the apostates

who worship the Golden Calf of Godless Ziozilla

an OTT OT lesson when He moonlights as Allah

& bids the United States of Arabia to launch

not Mecha-, but Medina Godzilla

who totes ToyKOs Tel Aviv (Tojyo's reprieve).

 

8)

The missing Kate Cambridge of early 2024

resurfacing w/ a bang as the Houthi Patty Hearst, 

righteous Kalashnikov in hand,

White Lioness of Gaza.

 

9)

But in all the brane new worlds

in the multiversal Bulk,

or in all the multiversal pockets

of a Schwarzchild universe,

wherever there's a Setra Ari-Ari

in a bizarre-privileged Bali,

a traditional placenta graveyard,

where afterbirths slosh about within

strungup coconut shells,

at least  we know there'll be no selves

hideously multiversifying. 

 

10)

Could it be as simple as when

I last looked out the window,

it wasn't raining outside?

 

Could it be as simple as when

I last looked out the window,1

there wasn't an ambulance outside?

 

 

Infinite Dimensions + the choice you made to read this

= 11)