Masked Headless Axeman

My modernday Morgan Le Fay
used to make love on graves,
now she sleeps all day.
She's a zomballerina in a zombikini.
masking her feelings with Mirtazapini.
Dr.Fangoria prescribe the Torah!
Dr. Creepshow prescribe the Gospel!
O baby, do you still believe in All Hallow's Eve?

My costume's got no bonce on,
but I ain't Anne Boleyn.
Chub roll stump for a neck, 
how do I sing?
Hole in my head 
too whole to scream
'Verminend' to vulture teens, 
smells like trick or treat. 

This hello how low Halloween
I'm gonna go as a headless axeman.

Sabrina the teenage selfharmer
went to the witch doctors of big pharma.
Me, I swear by traditional eye of newt
- dontcha know Old Cloots is in cahoots with Boots?
Sepulchral sex,
Edgar Allan Porno on your meds.
But baby do you still believe
in All Hallow's Eve?

My costume's got no bonce on
but I ain't met Madam Guillotine
for a bloody valentine, 
1789.
Play chicken with depression, 
you might lose your head
on swingers' ouija weekend 
with the LivinghyphenDeads.

This hello how low Halloween
I'm gonna go as a headless axeman.