Like A Bat Outta Halfords, I'll Be Gone...

Puncture repair kit for the soul wanted.
Underoccupied tandem tyre's flat.
Heart-patch no rubber solution bonded.

From old skool dogshit adobe, druids
built White Cliffs of Dover - few glues match that!
Puncture repair kit for the soul wanted.

Unicycles Sumerians sorted,
but bike made for two one me rides to Splat.
Heart-patch no rubber solution bonded.

No Wile E. Chimera near Beachy Head
- I'm going underground l/ samizdat!
Puncture repair kit for the soul wanted.

Brakeless brodie into marble orchard,
a sackseeking, unrequited lovecat.
Heart-patch no rubber solution bonded.

A Tour De Manche offramper's seasalted
in iron clover, lapped by requiescats.
Heart-patch no rubber solution bonded.
Puncture repair kit for the soul wanted.