Chirpy Dirges

Lifescrypt Riter

When you turn on me, baby, it's like my lover,
she hates me, and my best friend, she don't wanna know.
Like some holy lady who's trying to save me
by condemning me to Hell.
Nicotine craving
my only sense of occasion
- she like to keep our lovelife on ice!
But it's a nice day for a white wedding,
need to get me some serious ice.

The world's biggest diamond is my kinda consignment:
I want Richard Burton's wife!
The world's biggest diamond is my kinda confinement:
I want a Richard Burton-size life.
The world's biggest diamond is my kinda retirement:
I want Richard Burton's liver!
The world's biggest diamond is my new agent;
Lifescript Riter, let me lay back and mime...
Screw you baby, I'm big-time!

When you turn me on, baby, it's like no hater
ever played me, and Life - she still wanna know!
But you're one shady lady, probably try to taze me
humming 'Bolero' by Ravel!
Daylight savings
my only sense of occasion,
she like to keep our lovelife on ice!

But it's a nice day for a white wedding,
need to get me some serious ice...