LEMwings

Frabjous day we hang out the bunting
for the Superior Spider-Lice,
not this Spider-Warthog
-woun't cop a snog in the 4th Reich.

Zippedy-doo-dah, zippedy...
I shoulda looked both ways.
But in the kingdom of the blind,
there was no shame.

Evolution.
Pythagorean transmigration.
Wotchu done for me lately?
Self-delusion.
World domination.
Wotchu done for me lately?

One day a lemming's gonna fly, but not today.
But I believe we'll see the coming of the lemming R.Kelly.
One day a lemming's gonna die of ripe old age.
I believe we will see the passing of the lemming Lemmy.

Frabjous day we hang out the bunting
for the Superior Spider-Lice,
not this cobwebbed Caliban
- read him his animal rights.

Existential doggypaddle
between the drowned & the saved.
It's not those we hate we teach
to love the cage.

Evolution,
Pythagorean transmigration:
wotchu done for me lately?
Self-delusion,
world domination:
wotchu done for me lately?

One day a lemming's gonna fly, but not today.
But one day we will see the coming of the lemming R.Kelly.
One day a lemming's gonna die of ripe old age.
One day we will see the passing of the lemming Lemmy.

One day a web will eat the spider, but not today.