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The corridornurse syringed desperate millimoles of witchhazel
at my cancer. What counts for treatment in an NHS where
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster. 

This month's gasbill money blew on a Weimaring busfare
home to wheeze under a steampunk eiderdown
in the last councilflat in Borizuela.
Let's take the kleptocratic camino real to the unsunny side
of the kleptocratic camino real: rollershuttered inns,
unaffordable homes all brusque bricks & haughty mortar, all because 
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster. 

The clocks strike 13, the digital billboards repixellate their mantra:
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster.  

On Zionanist public narrowcaster, Eastenders' cast burst
into incongruous chorus of 'Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster'
to the tune of 'Don't Dillydally On The Way'
(not much of a cliffhanger, but cue the doofs).

Oa Oa we all knowa knowa shitlib Auntiebot Nagini Munchetty
is loa loa conman denominatrix. 
Headline, othernews & dead donkey, tonight every lede:
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster. 

In 1940, Adolf Eichmann released a memorandum calling for 
the forcible resettlement of a million Jews per year in Madagascar. 
2022 & the Toff Trump UK PM anointed by the Chief Rabbi 
illegally deports asylumseekers to Rwanda. 
But all this just a falseequivalence because
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster. 

How dare us heretical pinko Hitlerites hint
Twittermob Wiesenthals act as Ziomerican hegemon's 
hegemonic teflonic bouncers! All bien bien pesants must parrot
thru bloody paperthin rictus grins 
of shredded bloodied Arafat keffiyah gags that
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster. 

Brit Establishment boasts the maximal
inhumane dearth of noble natures
imaginable, & yet their gammoflake soygoy Suntard serfs
insatiably sing a semanticallysatiated new anthem,
'Oh Jeremy Corbyn 
Ate My Jewish Hamster'.

If you believe the billionaire press greenlighting 
the dogpiling, Lord Of The Fliesing 
of socialists in public life isn't 
sealing the cracks in verblendungszusammenhang
that's coz you're feeling the fact of verblendungszusammenhang. 
Just as hierarchical hatred of bespectacled butterballs
wildfires thru any playground or feral boys' 
isle, our benighted, constulted nation, 
our Socratically never that G. 
B.P. by rabid rote spout
the postruism omnipresented that
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster.  
 
Et tu, Gandhi the Labrador
& other Grauniad underdogfanciers of champagne satyagraha?
Woofwoof, baabaa, Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster.

Hasbara hijackers aren't heartfelt 
hamartia hunters,
just hornswagglers fraudulent as a frajjing
ferroequinologist, 
dodgy as a sexedup dybbuk box, 
whose boilerplate broadsides 
& perversions of animadversions
are no goel's honourable ultion
- don't even bother to muster a Casper,
the clareaudience of a fairhearing.

Coz antisemitism scandals
are cobblers as a catfish's cancer, 
cookedup by groupuscules of swiftboating 
stenographers & cyberwarriors
for Palestine's genocidal neighbours,
in conventicles whose fealty 
is to the funding principles 
of the pinstripe infrastructure 
& Yanqui Imperialismo,
to the Epstein Hemsiphere.
Ziomerica, Eretz Israel Keyes:
Murder Inc. by NATO decree.

Conspiracy theory? Wellhowcome
the wolves of lawfare 
& the werewolves of die Lügenpresse 
will deny my right to a throat 
should I dare say so? So  
I will not cease from mental fight
against the Kosher-Hoaxer Kekistan,
agaist the Kahanist Keyser Soze 
and his Kompromat Army,
for the Gaza Strip is now the 
frontline of classwar 
in this green & pleasant satrapy.
Where Jewish hamsters roam on their wheels
& in their cages as free 
from Islingtonian rodentophages' 
fabled predations as they always have been,
which is to say completely & utterly,
since their ancestors arrived in the pockets of the Kinder.
Defame me a Marxist antisemite, meh,
but I say 'Yesh gval!'

Yet such is propaganda's stayingpower 
that in some 3000AD Martian dystopia,
the Kraang bellydancer from Venusville,
Kuato, will quaver, 'Open your mind, Quaid,
open your mind...Psst,
Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Jewish Hamster.'

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Ad nauseam.
Until we dare not speak its name:
'Nakbacaust'.