Infinite Continues

A good player never blames his control pad,
but Cupid's mainframe must have faulty lead I'm so bad
with the women, I couldn't even be Waluigi's wingman.
Game over, tho' I don't have a virus or a fungus.

I need to improve my game.
Love is a game I always lose.
All-time classic twoplayer game,
I need infinite continues.
I need to get some game,
I can't score for toffee!
Love is the game I always lose.
I need infinite continues with you.

A good player never blames his joystick,
but my manufacturer warrants being slated by
Which magazine, I'm so romantically obsolete.
Game over and I don't even live by cheat codes.

I'll bash your button, baby!