Wolverists

Meet the man with Wolverine's wrists
- despite his best efforts, he still exists!
Bananaskin scalpel! Featherduster scalpel!
Siren scalpel to the blood sing 'snikt'!

Adamantium Hacksaw Jim Duggan
only face who could frack the rock wrists
of the freak. Despite wolfish spleen,
wou'nt look Wolvereem wearing a Wolverine rug.

I pity the freak
for whom new dawns fade, birds bleat.
I pity the freak,
boomerang back from the brink.
I pity the freak
in Immortality's clink.
Gloomerang going round in a gloomnado, 
selfpity makes freaks of us all.
I pity the freak
chance it might be me,
coz we pity the freaks
mercilessly.

Life is hard, but a deathwish is harder.
No autumn for stemcells, sun's a stickyplaster.
Freewill's sweet FA to  killjoy healing factor.
She don't know when to let go,
Mother Nature.

Meet the man with Wolverine's wrists
- despite his best efforts, he still exists!
Sweet nothings scalpel! Baby's bottom scalpel!
Sylvia scalpel to the blood sing 'snikt'!

Adamantium Janice swung by Abyss
only heel who could frack the rock wrists
of the freak. Why the ghoulish means?
Only death can heal being a freak.

Bananaskin scalpel! Featherduster scalpel!
Only death can heal being a freak.
Sweet nothings scalpel! Baby's bottom scalpel!
Only death can heal being a freak.
Candyfloss scalpel! Balloon animal scalpel!
Only death can heal being a freak.
Silk hankie scalpel!  Soppy git scalpel!
Only death can heal being a freak.
Cushelle scalpel, formerly Charmin scalpel!
Only death can heal being a freak.

Give it to me
sharp as a Zionist's elbow 
sharp as a Zionist's elbow
sharp as a Zionist's elbow
sharp as a Zionist's elbow
sharp as a Zionist's elbow 
CUT.