Jack The Willywhipper

Scarfaced stripper
hungup her crackpipe & glitter.
Career kielbasa kisser,
now frigid as a widder.

Of her all a giver l/ her pimp was the Gipper,
but now she's living in her slippers, vaping w/ the vicar.
For up to his moniker, who was the liver?
Jack the Willywhipper! Really willywhipped her.

Smellin' salts you better get sniffin
- you been the victim of a serious willywhippin'!
Anyone get the number of that big rig?
By a serious willy she been whipped.

Willywhiplash 
marked our tart w/ a heart,
who wore Phantopera mask
to meet her Darcy in the dark.

Seemed a nice fella, neglected to tell her
he'd had Jeckyll's enema, alter ego expeller.
For Hyde-helicockter that of her beauty robbed her? 
Mr.Darcy's whopper when he was Jack the Willywhipper!