EJ

There is a babe online I talk to from time to time & her name is Clairey-Lou.
She lives in Worcester, the other side of the UK, prolly never will rendezvous.
Next to her big doe eyes, Bambi's seem positively beady.
Her fav sarnie is salad cream & mayo... baby, that's crazy!
Other 1/2, Harvey, won't start a family 
- from what she tell me, he ain't cruel.
Coz 'nother lost bubby would 
surely send our Clairey loopyloo.

Sometimes when we log off, we write 'Elephant Juice'.
C.L. says lips make the same movements
enunciating E.J. as when you say 'I love you'.
I don't know why we text it, but it's nice.
It's like our way of saying I don't love you IRL,
but let's enjoy a fantasy that if we met, we might.

Works a chain hotel: EE cup; her troll is called Gabriel.
Fridaynite selfie w/ BFF, Bridie, so ebullient I crack a smile.
Flatters me a Zaddy. Huh, re: flattery, my login's 'Zac Teflon'.
Coz I got sorta beta cicatrices Tinder can't look beyond. 
Miss Sleepless in Worcester, who do ya dream ya talk to?
My pet'll set off your catishoos.
Bless ya, Miss Worcester, your dreamboy's past it, 
crossfaded, crooning Clairey-Lou.

Sometimes when we sign off, we type 'Elephant Juice'.
C.L. says lips make the same movements
enunciating E.J. as when we say 'I love you'.
I don't know why we text it, but it's nice.
It's like our way of saying I don't love you IRL,
but let's not destroy the fantasy that if we met, we might.