Danny P

It’s a summer’s day, but in a dark age:
Danny pours Frosty Jax on his old man’s grave.
His mama’s got the ‘ump coz the gimp
don’t bring home a wage,
but he’s better off bashing his bishop
in the bushes anyway!

Coz he’s a dirty dodgy dogger - Danny P!
With his hands down his trackies down Mousehold Heath.
He’s a dirty dodgy dogger with Dairylea Triangle teeth!
He’s a dirty dodgy dogger - ah,ah!

It’s a dark age, but it’s a summer’s day.
Danny P should sue his school,
duh-brain can’t read a page.
But how would he fill in the form for the legal aid?
He‘s better off bashing his bishop
in the bushes, what the hey!

There was this one slapper steaming up the mazda
- ‘ccording to Dan, she orgazam’d 
like Ta-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-zan
(lungs on her, man)!

Danny P thinks he’s the Divvy Dan Juan,
took his last date to the service station.
His mates have all gone gay, 
male bonding over Playstation.
A teddy bear’s picnic is no place
for masturbation.