BGT(w)M

Time of the month she sez,
but if there's 3-6-5 of them, I think you'll find
they're called daze.
Mhm,  baby, I finally understand,
your period pains could kill a man.
Most probably me.

I got a Big Grumpy Titwank Machine
and I love her from the bottom of my spleen.
 
My polygraph baby she got Johnny Alpha eyes,
she can see thru walls, she can see thru lies.
I sign my death-warrant if there's lipstick on my collar,
she spy it thru a polo neck-balaclava ensemble.

I got a Big Grumpy Titwank Machine
and I love her from the bottom of my spleen.

She bite my head off, blood moon boss-ay,
like I'm a bat and like she's Ozz-ay.
Rumpypumpy pickings, 
they've got so lean
now all the milkmen deliver Milk Tray
coz her milkshake is so mean, 
She's a Whipped Boy's Dairy Queen,
my curmudgeonly queen,
but she's frothy like a dream. 
She's the bride of Alexis Machine

and I love her from the bottom of my spleen.