Chirpy Dirges

Incel Rehab

Holster your guns, greatgrandson of Sam,
there's plenty more incel rehabs in the sea.
4chan Anteros, don't go beserk!
Be the freak who makes micropenis chic work. 

Holster those big gooseberry guns,
there's hope yet for inadequate characters.
Cobain manqué, you'd best marry her
should you meet your Tracy Marander.

Kleenex Casanova's, Faptain America's
Red Pill bull, macho dysphoria.
Kleenex Commando's Columbinegasm's
limpdicked, pumpactioned.

Stalk your stylised
muy caliente mirage
w/ a stalkon only
for impotent rage.

Manospheroids suffer
delusions of pimpsex.
Insta models yassify
herpes simplex.

But I quack l/ a phoenix
now Lazarus hearts Venus.
She's my levament, living
incel rehab.