(I Like To Bend) My Nanny's Friend

Born in 1940, her name is Maureen,
the sexmachine wearing parfum d'urine.
She starts stripping over Mr.Kiplings,
then for lube re-
cycles beefdripping.
I wasn't born when she was virginal.
She suck and she swallow, just not Werther's originals.

I like to bend my nanny's friend.

We do it doggy over her Zimmer.
I cum on her gums like knobbin' chopped liver.
Ernest died in the park, blowing his tuba,
now she dogs on her Quingo, Methuselah cougar.
Crotchless incontinence pants, blue rinse minge
- Maureen,  I want to bracket your hinge.

I like to bend my nanny's friend.

I'm my lover's carer, her hip's artificial.
We bonk on blocked beds in the hospital.
Wet she ain't very, like a hipster's welly:
oil drums of lube at the ready!
Wet she ain't very, like a Texan prairie:
I'm the JR Ewing of KY Jelly!

I love to bend
my inflexible friend.