Heaven, Man!
(for S-Yax)
Jim Morrison is bros w/ my gran
in my religion:
Lizard King can’t get his fill of the spirit
filling Nanna’s soul kiplings.
Pinkhawked, punky Auntie Leslie,
- her cabbie was smashed.
But now she plays X-box w/ Sid Vicious
(least Sid can play that).
I say X-box, but we just can't comprehend
the games consoles they got in Heaven.
One thing I know is they ain't glued to
who’s nailed to the X-factor.
& they don’t sing, ‘Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dance said He’.
& they don’t sing 'think of a world without any flowers,
think of a world without any trees’.
& they don’t sing Little Donkey,
they won't sing Little Donkey,
don't sing Little Donkey in Heaven, man!
When old rockers buy the farm
they buy a ticket
to see husky angel Janis & Jimi PWN that harp shit.
Prince & the King pill-popped their clogs,
but in death they duet.
If y’all follow the moral highway code,
front row’s infinite!
Meet half the Beatles, a Stone & a Ramone
(this is accurate at time of writing);
Kurt Cobain w/ wings in the shape of jag-stangs
- don't that sound inviting?
& they don’t sing, ‘Dance then wherever you may be,
I am the Lord of the Dance said He’.
& they don’t sing ' Think of a world without any flowers,
think of a world without any trees’.
And they don’t sing Little Donkey,
they won't sing Little Donkey,
don't sing Little Donkey in Heaven, man!
Make Robert Johnson my Maker’s
meeter ‘n’ greeter! Who the hell
would prefer St.Peter? & who'll
stagger up the stairway
to heaven if the Devil ain’t the DJ?
L/ the Man in Black
the Voice of God sounds.
If you really wanna save the souls of the kids,
preach they won’t suffer naff Sir Cliff hits,
& that Christian rock
belongs on a sinner’s I-pod.
& they don’t sing Little Donkey,
they won't sing Little Donkey,
don't sing Little Donkey in Heaven, man!
Little donkey, little donkey,
on a dusty road.
Got to stop yourself nodding off
when singing hymns of old.
School assembly, school assembly,
where we sung what we were told.
School assembly, school assembly,
wasn't very rock 'n' roll.