Guardian Stalker

I'm a twat in silverfoil
with an outlaw's Excaliber.
Bottle of Moet,
I'll glass 'em like a poet. 
You don't seek my mad company,
but should you meet bad company,
don't woz your pretty head over secret ingredi-
ent in my Punisher's Pigfeed.

Coz you gotcha yourself a guardian stalker,
gotcha back, aintcha noticed
how all of your opponents slowly 
grace missing posters?
Guardian angel taking out his frustrations
on your every enemy: you don't know you need me.
Coz every kiss I miss I gulp to my fist,
every yelp of my heart
calls for a friggin' riot!

Sometimes you feel me on the night,
your own personal Dark Knight.
I firebombed Brighthouse
- whyja think that tumbledryer was on the house?
My Knox Road Remoaner
oo-la-la tat
reads 'Cherchez la femme' - do that when 
gentlemen go down on a cold blood rap.

Coz you gotcha yourself a guardian stalker, 
I went bit Christopher Walken 
on your daughter's bully's father
in a black balaclava.
Guardian stalker, you know 
that wanker dogwalker  
found sleeping with the ducks 
- I did it for you, Fido too!
Coz every kiss I miss I gulp to my fist,
every yelp of my heart
calls for a friggin' riot!

(Guardian stalker, uh-huh! Guardian stalker o' her!
Guardian stalker, uh-huh! Guardian stalker o' her!) 

You can't kill a man who's already been killed by love.
You can't kill a man who's already been killed by love.
Emergency convening of COBRA 
can't kill a man killed by love.
IOF quadcopter
can't kill a man killed by love.
Even Walker, Texas Ranger
can't kill a man killed by love!