(Song for Any Girl Called) Georgie

(For any girl called Georgie) 

Georgie, if you were w/ me, 
I’d buy you a Yorkie bar after tea.
Georgie, you've queenly pedigree,
& I’m your carnal Cujo corgi!

Georgie, I’m sorry
I said you looked a bit l/ Audrey
off Corrie,
but there’s a middleground mitigatory:
c’mon, baby, I di'nt say Deidre!

Georgie, I cannot tell a porkie:
things won’t always be rosy
l/ Carla & Sarkozy.
But, Georgie, at this stage of our courtship,
we could hump over a drumkit & it wou’nt be awkwit.

Georgie, I'm sorry
I said you looked a bit l/ Audrey 
off Corrie,
but there's a mezzaninefloor of mercy:
c'mon, baby, I di'nt say Deidre!