Flypaper Jesus

You're cheaper than lives of mica miners.
You're cheaper than backchat of the spineless.
You're cheaper than pyrites of Cheetos,
or a hackneyed pun upon gimpanzee of Greystoke's.

Cheater
like a flypaper Jesus!
Cheaper
than a flypaper Jesus!

You cheat us like neofeudalism,
or Tangoman papped sipping ownbrand orangeade.
You're cheater like Karla Holmolka
- sh'aint no keeper, bitch turned State's!

Cheater
like a flypaper Jesus!
Cheaper
than a flypaper Jesus!

Howlowcanyougo?
Low as a 3some w/ the red M & M
& Joey Greco
in a moleman motel
where louseridden limbo champions fell.

Flypaper Jesus, yo' mama, yeah!
Flypaper Jesus, yo' mama, yeah!
Yo' fat fuckin' mama!
Yo' fat fuckin' mama!