#findskylarlowthorpe

Skylar Lowthorpe
is the skatepark sket.
(So how come we haven't got our horizontal-on
on the halfpipe yet?)
Dating algorithms 
bait wounded beast in me.
What even is a tattooed & pierced
personality?

Popo grow file on her.
Papa cry for her.
Mama pout l/ Steven Tyler
when she appeared
on Disappeared.

DCI Skylark, Skylark Holmes,
I know you know I know until you exhume
Skylar in binliners down local landfill,
your entire case is circumstantial.

Behind the false back of my display case
for rare Skylanders in my mancave,
skaterchained sexslave's abductears
slabbed in lecher's lacrymylar.

Teenage dirtbag
grown rotten & wily,
defusing Skylar's
poseur rottweilers
w/ rapekit Peperami.

Cooperate, capiche?
Remember Skylar Neese.
I feel ireny,
not ironyfree,
when you're in my iron maiden, baby.