Farts Majeure

Bigorexia & Bonespiration 
went to bed.
Bigorexia blew off
& Bonespiration was dead.

Tidsoptimist & Torschlusspanik  
went to bed.
Tidsoptimist blew off
& Torschlusspanik was dead.

Jealousy & Compersion & Compersion
went to bed.
Jealousy blew off
& Compersion & Compersion & Jealousy were dead.

The bloody doors & Michael Caine
went to bed.
The bloody doors blew off
& Michael Caine was dead
chuffed.

Israel & Iran 
went to bed.
Israel blew off
then Iran blew off
then America etc.
& everyone who sits down to shit was dead. 

The world went out with a bang,
or so we thought.
But our speciescentric heads were up our own butts:
the world went out with a parp.