Extended Eulogy For Hussein Alasdair McGaw, 9

We shared a longtimenosee sativafudgesquare
Xmaseve2000, and by mary janeuary,  A.S.T.A. was born:
chortlingly incensed at how every crumb of commonsense
is confiscated in the ’Enders , our synchronous guffaw swore us an
Arch Scoffersat Thetelly Association

Also a pair of jaydrooping jawdroppers, us pair,
at whitecollaroffenders’ defenders, Whitehallers seedier
than vice on vitamins. Gumgrinder when they galled him,
he was benign enough to be imperiously unamused 
by pinstripe drips who doll up demomosaically for Gallup ‘n’ Mori,
but they’re pied pretenders in emp’ror’s new savillerow seethrus.
I’d was no theremotefinder tho’, lounge lefty like me 
not a lepton regretful to witness his indignation 
with integrity panurgic dart 
to armchair scourge shtick,
playful philippic wrychoicely excoriating
the mick out of MPs a can of 3linewhiparse spooks.

We agreed it’s correct to disrespek 
the Establith’rers, who rake their blithing masking the taste
of tasking the mace. Indeed, we agreed whyweoughta
oust anyone less hardline and softhearted than silver socialist,
Tony Benn, outta the House of Mouth Pieces.

Each understood the other vigilantly voted
for the same benign reign of reds and greens,
realhumanbeings and peacemachines, so we jointly hooted
if Guru Murphy grew all mirthless
at Londoshington dogs of grovelment, 
or Mr. Snow uninvitinvited
some statusquonomic spoutcrapparatchnik to IMF off.

When moral nonperseities paralegalchuted  
in pondpoodle An2ny’s corner
got their hatchetfobs cornered in a twist, and their
rumbled bimblespiel stunnedness summedup
how geopolillicit gimpship 
of Bl-eden Britgov was obthievious; 
when such  transatlanticsongblanket sycophants,
bentover to oilseedrape/ be appleseedraped by  
1st 21st cench Vietsuez, 
let slip that casusbellity gap was credibility gulf,
their spad cred put under durezz and queried to shrez 
by either Mr.Krishna or Mr.Whitekrismas

O how we weedbine binders rejoiced!
A blaze apiece t’toast the critical voice, any uncutesy
unneutered news a vital vestige of English heretic heritage.
‘Swhy the least chickenfudge Channel4
info olio was of an eve co-chose,
so he and I could be kindred
secluded exhibitionist cynics
under the yoke of the hard wilting willtohope.
Let's watch the news again ! If only, oh…Hope
on the lips of our lost hope laughter,
his vermilionlivingroom laughter,
his halehack tobaccackle.