Chirpy Dirges

Deathreat Notes,

9

But it wouldn't hurt to send a Yakuza biker 
called Keyser Suzaki
as an agent of embracery, who'll hurt any justice 
nuts amongst the jury, mow any Magnacarta 
hardliners down doubly with his sports-
bike and his katana. For should the goddess 
Pomeroy pointedly 
forgot to blindfold 
prove totem like Diphoterine t'any o'
that 12, who should have been crying blind 
(tho' their intimidator 
was trained in Tokyo Road Rash Kendo,
not sprayin' Captor), 
then they'll send Deathreat Man 
to deathrebtors' gaol 
in blackmaria like Batman's campervan.