Deathreat Notes,

6

Deathreat Man sends thanks
to Officers Cholesterelli and McNana
at the Ohioklahomissourizonachusetts Sheriff’s
departmentstore defenderate, 
a 2-bit 1-hoss granitehearted bigot unit 
with ‘International War on Terror’ 
in its mallcopalyptic intray by error,
coz they’ve given Deathreat Men free reign
to… C’mon, do I havta sayitagain,
it’s even in his bloody name!

For those donuthole omphaloskeptics and
gumbo java guzzlers, stateside jumbo gavver
ordered tithatted Brit counterparts
on a wild keystonecob of a goosechase,
extracting Omar Khan Sharif tariff,
which isn't a tipoff but the tip of a nightstick
up the schnozz of a Londonstani lad
on his way to Blackchapel mosque in the smog.

The Macpherson Report a spoilsport 
for melaninintolerant bobbies, 
but they can still cosh the chocolate God
right outta Banglajabis ’n’ Pundeshis - afraid
it ain’t yet confined to the pages of Haralambos, guv.
Only nowadays the Old Bill says he’s helping 
Zio-Nato search every nuke and Qurannie.