Chirpy Dirges

Deathreat Notes,

5

Man, or mansized jellyfish in a mansized mousesuit;

woman, whether tussage worth her weight 
in Mexicanvalium (beauty one could only get down the aisle 
Weekendatbernie's style, or the average erotic roughage,  
or subject of sexistpigs’ Bernardmanning pannage, that is 
'going to bed with Lilymarlene and waking up with Lilysavage';

child, even preop sprog behind abdominal
shoji of a Wag-a-be, who’ll havta snip her Visacard
once fee for the unneccaesarian clears,
and sordid sleb sawbones has (short-)cut  bulbousbonced 
bambino well clear of that camino real, her vaingina,
and snipped la vida cord;

pensioner such as Horace Nuhipkiss or Florence Flujabberwick,
hardly benchpressioners:

none are exempt.
Deathreat Man don’t senda
second deathreat
coz a good deathreat puts the fear
of the living shitting bejeezus into any demographic
(except those heavyhearted light travellers
on a 1waytrip 
to that Swiss departurelounge, 
but Dignitas has skinted them out anyway, Skip!)