Deathreat Notes,

4

Deathreat Man can send any remonstrative racketee’s
any wannabe nonpayee’s haveago guts
south on the Blue Funk Express
to disembark at the dunghampers: the dread 
leverage of a descriptive deathreat
should not be underestimated.

Since the days of Dirty Harry Outang, the first & last 
uprightish police primate, BC bizzy, Donkeykong cop, 
who with his magmapult Cro-Magnum 44 cowed 
cavesinos of dinosaur gamblers;

since the heymillenia of thunderlizard 
underworldfigures 
was policed extinct, Dirty Harry Outang’s 
rule of law mistook by Johnny-Evolved-Lately  
mankind for marksman meteor with thizard hitlist;
since this judge, jury and dryopithecus,
like a hoopla hotshot snagging his swag,
immobilised the lochnecks of sauropods notso 
naturally nixkeeping as one might assume, 
with lassoes of paleoleafic vine,
with knuckledragginglylong arms of the law
(much to the 13metresuproar of brachiosaurs 
breakin’ laws like scaley Arthurdaleys:

O since the dawn of crime,
in the land before doing time began: 
threats and deaths 
have been the linguafranca of all creatures, 
all encroachers on the turf of Muthafucka Nature.