Deathreat Notes,

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Deathreat Man sends a Sierraleonian Ferrerorocher
to his mole moll on the popo payroll, 
his fluff on the fuzz,
illegally venal PC Pussy Flatfootsie, so she’ll
play ball, backhanders, backhandjobs and all.

Flatfootsie underoversees CCTV like she’s
Sheriff Lobotomy, or even vidisects the visual
evidence of deathreats with Traceyandsharon
salon talons, the ten cherry shanks more suited 
to Saturnight mufti, that she clacks 
at frontdesk as dreary civvies 
report dismal misdemeanours.
As if her own crimson excrescences, 
these ersatz ungues seem 
a (nail) extension of her verybeing,
for deceptive inspector, Pussy, has jinky fingers.
Undaunted by fiddliness of splicing reels into 
loopholes by hand, she slits out any footage 
which might point to fingerage of her ice daddy 
up to his neckindeathreats.
Pussy improvises excriminating scissors outta 
acryliclaws, unbeknownst to her nailtechnician, 
Chelina Aisleyne, who had only aimed to add glam 
when she nailgunged simulacral scarlet scratchers 
onto welltrimmed keratin 
naturally capping Pussy’s manacleslappers.

Trim, well, copoffable copper’s 
a protectionist projectionist,
seenoevil CCTVJ, censoring what would lead to sentencing 
with synthetic skazsthetic free edges 
of her nonreg rednails, 
a deflector’s cut to rewindscreenwipe redhands, 
Deathreat Man’s, who only got red on his hands
- ah diddums - coz he went a bit Joe Q.Bananas 
on a latepayer, who had the the front to doubt 
Deathreat was a chartered usury piranha.

PC Flatfootsie sends the plodfathers
a cassette of cold leads, recordings she’s shorn 
of the closedcircuit cameo of local beastlinessman,
Geoffrey Deathreat, his misdeeds 
the missing main feature. 
However, Pussy’s not been sent
clinically criminally Marioncrane by amore 
an attorney might mould into a sobstory. No,
a diamond as big as a Travelodge
is her helluva healthy illgotten gain.
Tho’ the badgirlinblue would be green
were she made aware Chelina Aisleyne’s
chosen dispenser of handcream
and facecream
was same one Geoffrey has himself been 
shaking vigorously
since he turned thirteen. 
And Chelina Aisleyne has gotta rock
the size of a Black Museum.