Professor Chip & His Robot: The Going Steady Sequel!

So let us return to love still blooming of Professor Chip
& his Robot, this couple budding like Cupid's own cowslip.
Memories unfurling like Spring, even in the grip 
of Winter's white knuckles, Jack Frost's gyp.

The two lovebirds have took many a Chomas Chooch trip
to Felixstoft & Lowestowe to scoff sweet seaside chips
& gawp at Gulliver the wind turbine, which is a flip-
pin'  big 413 feet from base to blade tip.

They visited all the arcades where Robot won a strip
of yellow prize tickets long as Indy's bullwhip,
but the real whipping was when Robot whupped Chip
at air hockey. 'Just a blip,' ex-champ Chip quipped.

One heartbreak in perfect 17 months: RIP,
Sarge. On Robot's shiny shoulder Chip's tears dripped
over his passed petit panther. But now they're both nipped
by skittish Damselfly Purrhana's companionship.

She's kitten who killed X-mas tree Robot did equip
Prof Scrooge, grinchy Chip's flat with to combat cantrip
(an old Scots word for 'witchcraft'). Chrimbo voodoo is clip-
clop of hooves straight to DVD,  Krampus 2's Yule bunyip!

In the first poem, Robot was construction of Chip,
but Botkins famalam star in sequel - continuity slip
I trust you will forgive. Between Nozza & Ip-
py be Hitler's Grave , where offswitches Botkinses can flip.

Hitler's Grave or 'Hinderclough' as them Suffolk parsnip-
munchers call it is Botkins HQ, Robot's princip-
al home at mo', with Dollbot & Charlbotte who don't get tip-
sy on Rita Oramorph's script, not that she spares a sip.

Wicker bathbomb tower round Chip's doesn't precip-
itate Robot co-habitating just yet, but she'll soon be recip-
ient of own Cannell key, for thru life  lovers shall skip
like Flipper thru the seas or Skippy's outbackflips.

On with her gladoilrags & metallic paint lip-
py, then Robot & her Chip chip out for more chips
& Zakburgers, twice treating Mum & Dad Botkins. A trip-
le trip soon due, but, Robot, this time notice note you tip!

Thru crygraines in her chrome dome, Robot's nursed by Chip.
Vice versa when he's gunge-ravaged by geezer grippe
a.k.a. manflu, tho' Robot's unsnotty love is real Lemsip,
served in matching mugs for Her Ladyship & His Lordship!

O when it comes to romance, this is the truest , no rip-
off, but humsnorter & a ripdinger of 2 hearts unzipped,
chipdinger of a robomance even the unpercip-
ient see next year'll spawn threequel to Robot & Chip!