Bappoem (after 'Batpoem' by Adrian Henri)

For Babydoll 2015
 
Take me back to Vamp-Shire
Bapzarro
So Bizarro Cupid can retire
Bapzarro

Don't waste yr Selina Kyle wiles
On penguin paunches and joker smiles
Rogues'  gallery of dating profiles
Bapzarro

Help us out with ISIL & ISIS
Bapzarro
Show the muslims yr baps are nicest
Bapzarro

Market towns a million miles away
Bapmobile lost a wheel but love won't get away
We'll pay the crime boss of the railways
Bapzarro

I will be your Bapzarro Robin
Bapzarro
I will be yr sidekick long as we're knobbin
Bapzarro

In your polka dot Bapcave
From being Mr. Bucket saved
Bapchandelier don't make my head concave
Bapzarro

A Spidey and Vampirey Wedding
Bapzarro
To Transylvania travel via webbing
Bapzarro

You won't flash yr baps over Facebook
So gun the Bapcopter like a chinook
Happy Bapday when Lice can licentiously look
at Bapz...ahhhh O