Chirpy Dirges
(AppreCJ8n, 0.42: No Man Is A Planet)
 
i hold that i hold You not ta instigate f'instinct's sake, but coz my instinct's 
honestandistalove like native guile naked as the wealthy dirt. 
O the lovgic's naturaland 
cradlingly crude, salubri'isk as homespundruftsaltair they talkup in torquay,
prime pleasance t'obey as that
leastsordidlyreasoned commandment, 'thou shalt not sit in thousown scat'.
 
How Cee still manages regard for me, from a wow hill must be, 
my Wilmaherschel 
just jests like a bro when i carry on noxious as a charon 
from thebuttockofjokes planet. Lavatorhetorical flippantside 
of psycho pompous divine shits poets, areciboatmen 
who enjoin para goner lavpancosmists t'abandonhopeallyewho-
remain 
on the real geolatrine, zerowing them on a 0-g dinghy 
ta uninhabitable but more hospitable 
ammonia home of the phenna-phennarians 
- w.c. e.t.s these. Seventhheavenlybody's function,    
for further pluto has no parpchutes, poop tropes, 
which are liarlyre's crap harp's fart hoot heartflutes.  
Ta this my faults my fault and my flaults, 
 
Cee's floccinaucinihilipersonification's  'desdemona spytit'. 
And i'd sue brickies tha'dint harmonise vicarious hickies or cite 
sir finbarsaunders, 
dint depilate their brash arsekrakens with bosch sanders and 
shagpileshuffle neanderfawning floorbawd knuckles, should She like 
a low toby lady skiptoe inta bum site of guessworkbelted boffinsofbodging, 
  on a flyrecyclist tip browsing skips for skav kerching, threepiecesuite 
pieces from pikea 
and free pieces of shite. Cee i too eye 
over magpie paydays of trashformation 
- Y'andi alike oratleastquite aliklea, 
but do Y'approve of Your appreBellyation, is it rehabiliterary 
ordoes mi Querida Reader deride Her liarlyre, 
'tĂș apestas, your appreBellyation atbestis scribe scrap like asbestos arsetexts,
poetic pocketdials!'     
 
Goddessof odds 'n' sods 'n' this odsodd,
Cee Herself the Starfind urineknighting on urania froma greek height, 
repsyched cold lice coz what whirz disposolarball She universalvaged. 
My retouchab'liser,  Miss Misterfixer, Vixy Reviver, Lifeblooddonor who plasmasons 
red integgruel walls of my cardiac brokeabrac with integgrouty that glucoglues, 
is Handigoddesswho 
reconstructtoughly feminstrates She's deathiain't, 
Wi'fervour for furtherin' the life of everything 'n' thingymagic 
- i haint daft thighed it, nogonnabe 
dying ying'd moonshinnying at night's ninny noon halfup the halfup housing. 
I smelt but never dealtwith deader pressures,
cinnabar flanders and green methane of cawdor, 
firedamp hide 'n' rant of amino antacids, 
an unsunned unsunlitmooned strait-
  mosphere -  oh me, fain ta be relieved, lost soul lost exactly onethou' andsix 
hundredninety memememeallionmilesway up mi own 'ranus ta the hilt. 
Amassed fears 
 
disassociate under Cee's fleshingout regard, a flashier regardence 
but She don't flash gaudies like flash gordon regaling one on his flash aggordian. 
i will my Her shall jerk those chirpy lights, with chameleon swivseein', 
an echomeleon doubletake - 'cept Her eyes are fearless frontfacers, 
unevolved ta focus on somerfield cicadas 
or locust competitors - instead twitchup a look at lice now on the right side 
oftheceileon.
Lookcee will reimburse Her lice for discovotomised earth, so i don't have 
t'entrenchant-
ly chant an uninhabitable jacket of thelightest possiblegas, 
hydrogen lowdrogen clouds low as highbornscum.
Lungcrumpling ambience breathb'racic damnbience,
thru weakforces of awhistlings wentfor welded ta macrowheeze, 
th'emphesema of the spheres. And tho' oomphy seemer, 
plumbaginous rings are pieces tidgey as a badger's plums.
 
o a possible eleven rockymarriagebands of graphite dogfights chasing their tailgunners, 
wheeled a whirling containment, cirtainly circularly straitjackets georgethethirdworld, 
shithole in the sky whose hula'd  by verticoilin' bits. Andravines in spacetime did gravrivet 
rondure views, unbreakable as vapour, of spaceinvadingly satellicentious 
titania brassieriel disroberon mirandy
orpheliaforapound watersportia lesdemona belenda cuck, 
scatellites bumbriel pooliet  stercordelia biancaca, 
were like leadfeathered rotund harpies with unfunbags packing harpic, 
were in my spearmintimperial marshgas ghostgreen electroglow frostworld minus 
farenheit threefiveseven face
-  o ranus over flatt'ning licey lyre o' yore! 'Einous! 
 
i woz sunkerer which is
sunker than sunk or error,
wot weath' my gassive wallowweight wayin outerspace weatherlessness,  
massdyney was newton's rollingpin; 
shapeshafter shatmosphere did crushdown like a
steamrollairbag ever 'flating. 
More boondocks than moonrocks, uranus unaquamarinading
th'aquamarine, sapphaded or jaded jade ice janus solstice 
on a breechbirth axis for twoscoreandtwo royalob.'ffice 
januararingtago decemborees, 
greenwich oldyear's eve-
shifts seasonally shitfaced back on basecamp blue.  
Locale of nouth and sorth, pillartaposting poles  
not only chittering scott's compass couldn't forenail 
on planetearaway total tilty in volte-face-revolte-face, 
rotational ars-fass. Th'all again is never anyhow, again i'll neveryes 
ta daily unviewn status up mi own arsstronomy, 
when between me and eyes was
billion killer millokiles orso veryaway, 
when crummy colossal chlorinochrome poisonsnowboulder 
ona' orbit of my own o-
bit was i, when another blownit planet forbidding plaudits 
was no fonder yonder humane sun,
but just eighteentimes more atomised than a miser's audit.