Chirpy Dirges
(AppreCJ8n, 0.39: Tenderpincers)
 
tenderpincers. o cancerian caution canbeso impulsive! ocoz we never know 
what we'll need, Cee modestlygoes hellforleather, whetherata charitysale a jumble-
shop - where Cee'll lecture leather's for hel-
vetianstyle sellouts 'mongst the mozfather's apostles, 'those animals 
domore than prod ducks for animal products' - or when She's  
ajustling thingy my eleventh most fallen finger, ballortwo of this third thumb upthwacking 
in her tenderpincer, fivedigit dealclincher. An' phizog no jizzdog's, 
She's a born thirdthumbsuckup! ocoz we never know what we need, until we do
both, i wish hard that my whizzsoft wand's a dumble-  
dong, shaggymagikcodger's spitvizog bydintof pocketlintpubes, droopnose, 
this caduceus in skads'll b'longta catwheezlingbyabristlebackintaconfinesofeighthlife 
lice, before bonzerbondtween You 'n' know 'n' me 'n' needever Yunno blow a macgaskell. 
Phage lice, h'expelled phage lice as devil's teacup of beige ice 
or scholomance exchangestudents outta faithschool, allhellpowered, 
ta gain skull's fission, bondbone's nightcap, love.