Chirpy Dirges
(AppreCJ8n, 0.37: Frottager's Folly: A Pledge)
 
The pastwas as extrashit as a shitholiday, unholy 
site of unholy bulldozers w'out You,  
Cee my hygienic xena, buxompixie dhobi o' glows, 
who devi-
ated whooshsolaires and löyly flares 
ofepsomsalts ontoast and implodingholyghosts
of instress 
- ta purusha recupurged, spruked my soul.
 
She cleanunclots
'nelephant's squat of revoltang elementswhere, doh, b.o. glows. 
Good bloodless christmas
my soft toying, Yourcore augur.
Gifts? i'll tran'spit my sport with a kiss so Cee can spit
my spitat 'lectricshitpump bints like kaplinsky or titmuss.
Rifts? i willingly pledge ta YaYou will neverhavta forgiveandreforgive,
or come ta never 
forgive frottagers's folly, that brushing against against the law
 
onmy part, neverbawl decibawling freturbed 
bymy part intransportpol icewomen'sturbulant threatsalerting 
other perverts hangingfive, and the perverse commuters and the perverted 
police hanging fiveperverts - in fascistnavyblue black 
as an unbungling burglar's work-
attire, bobbarians who should but don't doff their woodentops 
ta citizensinlove. Deserted
the disassociative dangers, notcoz plods plunder suspectpool of longtermfired
underunderpaid underundergarmented commandosoftheenglishlanguish. No, for 
wonderful danger worse - of a home where i detect affection!
Ceej my kissile bolts inside, ar nurfuk bloike's hum be 'ez Gudwummun . 
 
Missin' Cee'n allthefutures, tillmorrow, overmorrow,
thenday after everaft if the present's notin Her 
hair, here straightabbacky blonde, here hashishbrownish 
as th'offshoot upshot not rootorpollen of my pollution, tho' muchless subfusc. 
i pledge and promise You'll neverhavta promise
coz i've pledged me my Cee so Us match. i won't make it if i unmake 
this love 'IT', mock a harsh of this ultimIT - arrright 'ot', 'et' ,'ut', 
'i... slipcrashslashdashqwerty'. She's promised me a phew, forty or fifty, 
valentine's visitingdays q-piddy ain't got me on remand. 
And a holding hand