Chirpy Dirges
(ApprecCJ8n, 0.29: Spider-lice ) 
 
spider-lice! Thinks
Ceejay Ms.Paradise. He weaves Her
a weirdo ode, scuttling up
kinghorn road! Hey Clare,
Clare knows
a spider-lice!
 
Is he strange, unorthodox? Web-darns
radioactive socks. Does
he fart
without remorse?
So much
he should teach a course!
Hey Clare, Clare 
chose a spider-lice!
 
Till thrilling nightfall,
then stealthy as a bus,
turns t'anonmedical
pervodoc-
tor ockty puss!
 
spider-lice, spider-lice,
antidoteless spider-lice!
By Clarey-Jane,
he's adored!
Feed cat in bed? 
spider's scored!
 
No tinop'-
ner,
Nice 
Milf? 
Spin swissarmy o' sharp
lice-silk
- coze up
with spiders and lice!'