Chirpy Dirges

       (AppreCJ8n, 0.1: Lovegot Licegoat)         

        Hardmen are handier than, oh, craft of 'oh'-ing silly ta excell in, owes all ta 
                    owning up - granted lice is allfill     
        but no los hermanos mitchell of hardship,
        literose emotions are opposite whatness of realest real. Andemotions, allthere 
                    defibarely notreallybut Is. Know i feel not ta feel i know 
        - secret is the secret its are notso fussy as ifs! What forever? Thus 'what-ever' forever: 
             butt. Just Her luvvit really hasgot me like a clip-
        pitywhenhet, rum 'un prince of rams; what evertiz, add giddying love
        and i'm the spartacus o' shortarse jeerhalf ascot,  delbo trotskye of
                    nonbobtailed trotting!    

        No man's massticating mascot, i'm a slippurryy goat! 
                        No ceratopsianneddy of a billy, 
        i'm happy hornface, up ta goodsiring a hypothesis of bounding goodsires, long as
            hypofs these is. Nowkidding around like the mount-
        'n twir' round, i'm topleaper for tip leaving for tipmost tipmoist leaves. 
        No cliffclamped brood from mountainous humums,no  mutie mountie sons  
                    cud outafgant'-
        lope
        this clifflife lice, hoofsurf nuff ta tranksten,

        domesticastrate 'n' geddyupgidd me now i hav my prime - non-nanna - Sleeknanny
        - go at it baa! Then back ta barebacked sleep, bod and Shebod inflump 
        now sleep zeepeasily even honourledge
        like the savage sheep of the steep. Therethereno insomniac gallop
        from a badkid's knowledge of the occolt dark calf,
                     coz i'm Her hercine trustyseed feralstud. 
        Selfdefence in a lover's gambolling, for lavalambs the bestdamnshiningparagon,
                     i wud not bandy 
                    
        on craggyasmickgambon crags of a bridelope 'pon olympus. 
                            Is a thorn,
        fledgling knifefight when i've the knowl'g 
        o nil algesic, newedge thru lovefact threemillion and eleventy, 
                    'scribable in a licetick, wink of 
        three willion eleventeasandsevenwees: that my Ceej doesn't need ta be carried, 
                    so paper uttermills will not bulge
        as person o' licey, lunchtime ohmoves, still has his pencilsin paperkills 
                    and unspikings of paperkills,

        creatively scrapes like luvgoat lice got spearhair, ramraidface 
                     in headbudding motion.                     
        Nor does She-jay sidle up ta transportin', uh-uh, 'nother! i may peace-
                        fully dance on all fooves.
        and give moping guns for no manus upintheknowledge i can collapse.
        Coz allalong stumpendings cling dance on, on as if of 
        each woodwormtouched, mothfleetin' mountain.  Amno
        emissary tho', nor insectile mule that's - 'less he's atlaps'd
        - atlassued by proyank atlas, whom 
                    modbabyla-    
                         mericon-
                            builders bummed 
        so bigoldbigot attyboy alas'll shelve the earth first...
        i's in such sorts of sorts
        at last i'm knowing none
        save the saved least of us can sort out
        whatlasts. 
        
        No ammocrowned werewooled bananoidbonced shitbull, 
        now no cares who cares when cares who whocares when 
        everything past whatis past Her eyes' revision is a bitty bit, 
        nothing ta me now me's a but-
        ter beast and bug 'n' bear and tibetankashmir,
        bighorn sheep withno gnu bile for the nubile. 
        Ornormulbull bloat or goke o f'kin tired 
                o' a-bleateration in
        own unsoun' mountaphorical moxie; there's snoredonia... 
        For woodenhillwalkers. Butnow am i snowbringer 
        with cowbells sounding old cold cod yeses and nos snowedoff sonsofgod, 
        on the summit of a toothpick? 
        No, me milked, human-
        ised bloke that moomurs and snoffles,
        is snouching and snorching